It’s inevitable that the office first aid kit will get called into action by a klutzy colleague in need of Neosporin. From paper cuts to errant staple shots, the office can be a ticking time bomb of bruises, blemishes and black ‘n blues. That’s why it’s comforting to know your floor fire warden has the local EMT on speed dial. Though, one hopes your first responder will have a squeamish tolerance higher than this Monster.com EMT. Safety first, people.