Stepping onto a Schwinn is fast becoming a crowd favorite commute. Who can argue with exercise and exhaust free travel? Just don’t forget to pack antiperspirant in your personals. And be sure to watch this urban cycling video of Marcelo Gutierrez in case you’re peddling late to a priority meeting.
In “Holding Up The Wall”, Dilbert’s Pointy Haired Boss laughs at his own joke and is punished severely. In “Drive By Management”, The Boss shouts to Dilbert, ‘Don’t forget to do the thing for what’s his name or else we’re dead! Must, outrun, cries for clarification!’ Pure genius.
Great meetings are hard to come by. Many are marred by late attendees, unclear agendas, faulty projectors and participants prone to over-sharing. It’s no wonder some companies are blowing-up the traditional format by removing chairs and introducing digital timers. That’s why you might choose to celebrate great gatherings with a shirt exchange as demonstrated by soccer star, Jozy Altidore, and ESPN host, Josh Elliott. He shoots. He scores.
Who hasn’t experienced the cries of colleagues complaining about the state of office coffee? One would think these decaf divas had their hearts torn out of their caffeine craving chests. Next time you hear charges of coffee foul play, play this compilation of vintage commercials and tell ‘em you’ll listen to no ‘mo crying over the joe.
It’s inevitable that the office first aid kit will get called into action by a klutzy colleague in need of Neosporin. From paper cuts to errant staple shots, the office can be a ticking time bomb of bruises, blemishes and black ‘n blues. That’s why it’s comforting to know your floor fire warden has the local EMT on speed dial. Though, one hopes your first responder will have a squeamish tolerance higher than this Monster.com EMT. Safety first, people.
Time Management: a piledriver to your supervisor can help prioritize a plethora of projects. Watch Chuck “Career Fist” Smith, martial arts mastermind and motivator, as he answers a tweet from Tim in Denver on tackling a tornado of assignments. Career Fist, an OFC Original Series, is the Kung Fu career advice show for white-collar warriors.
In “Chain Letter”, The Boss receives an email threatening death unless he forwards the note to 50 friends. In “Office Philosophy”, Dilbert wonders about his place in the Pointy Haired Boss’ universe. Dilbert summarizes the conundrum of cubicle existence succinctly: “I think therefore I am. But, I’m micromanaged. Therefore I am not.”
Bringing your kids to work can be a valuable learning experience. The little rug-rats might just build a real appreciation for how their parents earn a living. Of course, your colleagues may also learn something about your parenting skills or lack thereof. So, take note of the brotherly shenanigans that transpire between Peyton and Eli Manning during their family tour of the ESPN office. Congrats on your Super Bowl win, Eli!
The true test of business travel bravery comes when you’re assigned to the air with office undesirables. You know the type: poor preparation, marginal manners and an unquenchable thirst for happy hour Harvey Wallbangers. Hang in there, because your travel travails could be King Kong-size as demonstrated in the latest Careerbuilder Super Bowl spot. Where exactly was that toothbrush?
Every office houses the occasional hottie, be it the beauty in benefits or the stud in sales. However, the prize for a plethora of perfect personnel goes to Bud Light Platinum in this true to life Super Bowl Spot. After all, doesn’t your workplace resemble the roster of Wilhelmina Models? Addition of a cube farm fiesta featuring a club DJ is a nice touch of realism that any desk jockey should be able to identify with.
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